Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

The Return of the Prankster (1995)

Teri Hatcher: Lois Lane

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Quotes 

• [Clark walks in on the office being frozen and starts laughing at Jimmy wearing Lois's dress] 

  Jimmy Olsen : [begins to wake up]  What's so funny, CK?

  Lois Lane : [wakes up and realizes that she's in her underwear]  Griffin! Jimmy give me back my dress.

  Clark Kent : Now that's something you don't hear around the newsroom everyday.

  Jimmy Olsen : How do you get this thing off?

• Lois : ...the police are looking for the Prankster, and Superman, I'm sure is on the job, so the President would probably be safer here in Metropolis than he would be in the White House.

  Agent Carrigan : And what would you know about the White House, ma'am?

  Lois : N-nothing. Nothing. I-I was just... sample, you know? Could've said 'safer than a bug in a rug', or... 'two peas in a pod'...

  Agent Carrigan : Are you on any type of medication, ma'am?

• Lois : What'd ya open the door for?

  Clark Kent : I don't know. I thought maybe for a moment there, maybe...

  Lois : What? You were gonna stick your foot out and drag it along the street and stop the car?

  Clark Kent : [shrug]  Hmm.

  Lois : You've been watching too many Flintstones cartoons.

• Clark Kent : I think the better question, Chief, is why was Griffin here in the first place?

  Lois Lane : My continuing degradation comes to mind.

  Clark Kent : No, I think that's just a bonus.

• Superman : Are you all right?

  Lois Lane : You seem to ask me that a lot lately.

  Superman : People try to kill you a lot.