Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Rated Aargh (2001)

Adam Lamberg: David 'Gordo' Gordon

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Quotes 

• [trying to sneak into the rated R movie "Vesuvious: The Eruption"] 

  Gordo : [whispers to Lizzie and Miranda]  Talk like you've just seen the movie.

  Gordo : The critics were right! Vesuvious explodes off the screen!

  Miranda : Another triumph for Affleck! His love scenes are hotter than lava! Don't hail Ceasar, hail Oscar!

  Lizzie : I liked the volcano!

  Lizzie : [to Gordo and Miranda]  What? I like volcanos!

• Gordo : It's official. We're the only three kids in this school who haven't seen "Vesuvius: The Eruption".

  Miranda : Duh. 'Cause it's rated R.

  Lizzie : Besides, Gordo, since when do you care what other people do?

  Gordo : I don't. I just wanna see the movie. An entire ancient city destroyed by lava. And...

  Miranda : ...And Ben Affleck in a doomed love affair.

  Lizzie : I know, you're right. It's like the best movie ever made. Why does it have to be rated R?

  Gordo : Because of adult situations, mild violence and brief nudity.

• Sam McGuire : [about the "miniature golf"]  Who won?

  [the kids speak at the same time] 

  Lizzie : Gordo.

  Miranda : Lizzie.

  Gordo : Miranda.

• Lizzie : The sports guy will announce who won the car races, and Gordo's taping it at home, and he doesn't wanna know who the winner is. Right, Gordo?

  Gordo : Yeah... I-I love car races.

  Sam McGuire : Really, Gordo? I had no idea that you were a racing nut. What are you into? NASCAR? Formula 1?

  Gordo : All of them! NASCAR, Formula 1... Formula 2...

• Miranda : So, I'm grounded for a week. How about you guys?

  Gordo : Two weeks. Plus, I have to write a ten page paper on responsibility.

• Miranda : [walking over to Lizzie, who is putting her notebooks in her locker, with Gordo]  Hey.

  Lizzie : [turns; closes locker]  Oh, hey. I was thinking since we can't go to the movie this weekend, we should go to Mount Rushmore mini golf.

  [Gordo makes a face with a sound effect] 

  Miranda : Miniature golf? Is that the dorkiest thing you can think of? How about the sci-fi convention?

  Lizzie : [defiant]  Hey, I like miniature golf, okay? You're just still mad about your fourth-grade birthday party when I set the course record for the windmill.

  [pictures with sound effect ensue] 

  Larry Tudgeman : [walking with friend toward the friends' direction]  I can't believe I'm saying this, but Vesuvius is actually better than Star Wars.

  [turns to his locker] 

  Friend : I've seen it four times. And I still can't figure out how they do that thing with the lava.

  Larry Tudgeman : [looks sideways with a sly look on his face]  I'm not watching the lava. I'm watchin' the slave girls.

  Friend : Yeahhhhh.

  [Larry then turns to Lizzie] 

  Larry Tudgeman : Ooooh, Lizzie.

  [growls; Lizzie is grossed out] 

  Gordo : Okay, new plan. We tell our parents we're going miniature golfing when instead, we go and see Vesuvius.

  Lizzie : [incredulous]  Okay, so you're telling me to lie to my parents?

  Gordo : No, I'm asking you to make a last-minute change in plans in advance.

  Miranda : Mmmhmmm. That sounds reasonable to me.

  Lizzie : [slight nod, haltingly]  Okay. I'll try. But I don't think it's gonna work.