Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Rated Aargh (2001)

Kyle Downes: Larry Tudgeman

Quotes 

• Miranda : [walking over to Lizzie, who is putting her notebooks in her locker, with Gordo]  Hey.

  Lizzie : [turns; closes locker]  Oh, hey. I was thinking since we can't go to the movie this weekend, we should go to Mount Rushmore mini golf.

  [Gordo makes a face with a sound effect] 

  Miranda : Miniature golf? Is that the dorkiest thing you can think of? How about the sci-fi convention?

  Lizzie : [defiant]  Hey, I like miniature golf, okay? You're just still mad about your fourth-grade birthday party when I set the course record for the windmill.

  [pictures with sound effect ensue] 

  Larry Tudgeman : [walking with friend toward the friends' direction]  I can't believe I'm saying this, but Vesuvius is actually better than Star Wars.

  [turns to his locker] 

  Friend : I've seen it four times. And I still can't figure out how they do that thing with the lava.

  Larry Tudgeman : [looks sideways with a sly look on his face]  I'm not watching the lava. I'm watchin' the slave girls.

  Friend : Yeahhhhh.

  [Larry then turns to Lizzie] 

  Larry Tudgeman : Ooooh, Lizzie.

  [growls; Lizzie is grossed out] 

  Gordo : Okay, new plan. We tell our parents we're going miniature golfing when instead, we go and see Vesuvius.

  Lizzie : [incredulous]  Okay, so you're telling me to lie to my parents?

  Gordo : No, I'm asking you to make a last-minute change in plans in advance.

  Miranda : Mmmhmmm. That sounds reasonable to me.

  Lizzie : [slight nod, haltingly]  Okay. I'll try. But I don't think it's gonna work.