Erika Alexander: Maxine 'Max' Felice Shaw

Quotes 

• Maxine 'Max' Felice Shaw : [Coming out of the bathroom and drying her hands on the curtains]  I can't think of a more appropriate time to share this. Marriage is for fools. A wise person once said, "Men are good for two things: sperm and support." Well, you can go to a bank for sperm and slap on a bra for support so

  [blows raspberry]