"Little House on the Prairie" Fred (TV Episode 1976) - Melissa Gilbert as Laura Ingalls

Laura Ingalls : [the goat drank all of Mr. Edwards home-made gin] Don't you like Fred?

Isaiah Edwards : Sure I like him, over biscuits with gravy. And if I see him again that's where he'll be.
Laura Ingalls : I guess I just sort of feel sorry for Fred.

Charles Ingalls : Sorry for Fred? What about me? I didn't butt Fred!

Laura Ingalls : Well what I mean is... well... maybe Fred thought he was doing a good thing. Maybe he thought you were a robber and he was protecting the barn.
Laura Ingalls : Pa, do you know that Fred is a very special goat? He's the last of his kind.

Charles Ingalls : I surely hope so.
Harriet Oleson : [Harriet is covered in mud from head to toe] Laura Ingalls, look at me! Well, this is all your fault!

Eva Beadle : Mrs. Olson, what happened?

Harriet Oleson : What happened? Well, I'll tell you what happened! I was viciously attacked by that loathsome monster that this... this... swindling moppet foisted off on my poor Willie!

Laura Ingalls : I didn't swindle Willie, Mrs. Olsen.

Willie Oleson : Did so! How'd she do it, Ma?

Harriet Oleson : A billy goat to make cheese?
Laura Ingalls : I gotta study my intos.

Caroline Ingalls : Your what?

Laura Ingalls : You know, like ten goes into sixty and nine goes into sixty-four. That kind of stuff.

Melissa Gilbert: Laura Ingalls