Little House on the Prairie (TV Series)
Castoffs (1977)
Richard Bull: Nels Oleson
Quotes
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Charles : Mr. Hanson was feeling poorly was he?
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : [after drinking the spiked water and obviously drunk] ya, ya He was dizzy, he was very diz he he ha ha ha
Charles : What's so funny?
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : I don't know.
Charles : Are you sure you're all right?
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : FINE AND DANDY! Trouble is I can't seem to get enough of this water.
Charles : Anyway I'll see you at the meeting.
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : What meeting?
Charles : The meeting at the church. We're going to decide whether to let kezia in the congregation or not.
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : O that meeting, I'll be there!
Charles : See you tonight.
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : [Loudly] YOU BET YA CHARLES!
[Charles looks confused and then gives a confused smile]
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Reverend Robert Alden : Nels, the meeting's over. Your wife's gone home.
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : Oh, well that explains why it's so quiet in here.