Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Uncle Billy's Visit (1963)
William Woodson: Mr. Gaines
Photos
Quotes
-
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver : Your usher claims he saw my nephew let this friend of his in the exit door.
Mr. Gaines : Yes, sir.
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver : I see. Now Beaver. I know you have your side of this story. Theodore, did you open that door so your friend could sneak in?
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Well, yes sir, but I...
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver : Mr. Gaines. I want to thank you for calling me down here. I want to apologize for my nephew's actions. I've always been very fond of this boy. But right now I'm almost ashamed to have him for a nephew.
[Uncle Billy pauses]
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver : What do you think would be the right punishment for these two?
Mr. Gaines : Well, usually in these cases we bar the offenders from the theater for two weeks.
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver : Two weeks? I wouldn't do that.
[Beaver looks toward Gilbert and smiles]
William 'Uncle Billy' Cleaver : I'd make it two months.
[Beaver gets shocked and sinks in the chair]