Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

School Sweater (1960)

Hugh Beaumont: Ward Cleaver

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• Wally Cleaver : [after talking to Frances on the telephone]  Boy, how d'ya like that, Dad? I told her off real good this afternoon, and now she calls me up.

  Ward Cleaver : Yes, and I think you can count on her calling you again, and, uh, probably again. Just, uh, one of the ways of women.

  Wally Cleaver : But gee, that's goony. Can anything be done about it?

  Ward Cleaver : [in his best mock-serious tone]  No one's ever found a way yet, son.

• June Cleaver : Oh Ward, I just hope that girl stops bothering Wally.

  Ward Cleaver : Dear, we just have to face it. He's going to be interested in lots of girls, and one of these days, he'll end up marrying one.

  June Cleaver : Well, I don't mind that, I just don't think this girl was the right type for him.

  Ward Cleaver : Ahhm, what type girl do you think he should marry?

  June Cleaver : Oh, well, some very sensible girl from a nice family. One with both feet on the ground, who can cook and keep a nice house and see that he's happy.

  Ward Cleaver : Dear, I got the last one of those!

  June Cleaver : That's very sweet of you to say that.

  Ward Cleaver : Yes, it is, isn't it!

• Ward Cleaver : [to June Cleaver, upset that a girl kept Wally's sweater]  Now, you're not going to make a crusade out of this; you're not Carrie Nation.