- Ward Cleaver: [about Beaver's English teacher, Mr. Blair] What's he like?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Well, he... Well, he's the kind of guy who drives around in a convertible, but he never puts the top down.
- Theodore Cleaver: Gilbert's afraid of you.
- Ward Cleaver: Why is he afraid of me?
- Theodore Cleaver: Well, you know how it is, Dad. You're always afraid of other guys' fathers.