- Wally Cleaver: Hey, Beaver, what is it?
- Theodore Cleaver: You know, Wally, it's a dog.
- Wally Cleaver: Yeah, I guess he is. I think he's what they call a Mexican Hairless.
- Theodore Cleaver: He's hairless, all right, but I don't know if he's Mexican.
- June Cleaver: [later, downstairs] Beaver, he's so tiny.
- Theodore Cleaver: Wally says he's a bald-headed Mexican.
- Ward Cleaver: [Ward notices that June is knitting a tiny sweater] What are you knitting?
- June Cleaver: Sweater.
- Ward Cleaver: [Thinks she's pregnant] It... it looks kind of small.
- June Cleaver: [laughing] Oh, honey, calm down! It's for the DOG.