Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Beaver Sees America (1963)

Hugh Beaumont: Ward Cleaver

Quotes 

• Wally Cleaver : Hey, how come you're gettin' all dressed up tonight... using my Arabian Nights after shave lotion?

  Theodore Cleaver : Well, what's wrong with it? You use it.

  Wally Cleaver : Well, yeah, but you're too young to start smellin' good.

  Theodore Cleaver : A guy's gotta start some time.

  [Later, June finds out Beaver didn't go to Whitey's house, as he had said] 

  June Cleaver : Ward, aren't you worried?

  Ward Cleaver : Not particularly. I got a whiff of him as he went by.

  [Beaver is now seen on a porch swing talking to Mary Margaret] 

  Mary Margaret Matthews : I've heard it said by some that it isn't manly for a man to use perfume.

  Theodore Cleaver : Oh, I'm not using perfume.

  Mary Margaret Matthews : Well, whatever it is, it's a lovely scent. I don't see why a boy shouldn't smell good if he can.