- Theodore Cleaver: What did you have in Sunday School, Larry?
- Larry Mondello: We had about David and Goliath.
- Theodore Cleaver: Oh. That's pretty neat, the way David killed him with that slingshot.
- Larry Mondello: I woulda used a hand grenade.
- Theodore Cleaver: Well, I betcha he woulda too, if they'd've had 'em in those days.
- Larry Mondello: Yeah. Last week we had about Samson. He killed a couple of thousand people with a piece of bone.
- Theodore Cleaver: Yeah, we had about him, too.
- Larry Mondello: Y'know, in Sunday School, they kill almost as many people as they do on television.
- Larry Mondello: You mean last night your pop actually said he didn't want you any more?
- Theodore Cleaver: Well, he almost said it. He said if I could find better parents, it'd be all right with him if I did.
- Larry Mondello: The worst my father ever said to me was he wished I'd've been a girl.