- [about a video camera hidden inside a public toilet]
- Det. John Munch: Gives a whole new meaning to "live streaming video".
- Elliot Stabler: [after Meredith is arrested for contacting Shane when she reveals to him that she is pregnant] You didn't need to lay this on the little boy. What were you doing?
- Meredith Rice: I don't know. My husband's leaving me, my stepson won't even talk to me, I've lost my home, my job and the irony is, all I've ever wanted is a baby of my own. Be careful what you wish for, huh?
- Jackie Madden: Of course I bought a shirt. Got to support my little man! Hey-ya!
- Elliot Stabler: Probably appreciate it a lot more if you were sober.
- Jackie Madden: Screw you.
- ADA Casey Novak: So what? Give her a doctor's note? "Please excuse Meredith for molesting boys. She had a bad tumor."
- Meredith Rice: My head is splitting. I think I need a doctor.
- Elliot Stabler: We've got a great company shrink you can see. You've got to be out of your mind to be running off with a 6th grader.
- Elliot Stabler: [when Meredith Rice begins making out with him] That's a bad idea.
- Meredith Rice: Come on. Let's get it on.
- Elliot Stabler: Are you crazy? You're out of your mind!
- [pushes Meredith away and she falls to the ground]
- Olivia Benson: [to Stabler as she enters the interrogation room] Is there a problem here?
- Elliot Stabler: No problem. I think she's going for an insanity defense.
- Elliot Stabler: [to Sergeant Tucker] Sorry to interrupt your beauty sleep, but I'll be waiting for my union rep.
- Ed Tucker: Smart move if you got something to hide.
- Olivia Benson: He was sexually assaulted.
- Ed Tucker: Oh, what a surprise. The partner's gonna back him up.
- Olivia Benson: Yeah, how would you feel if a perp had your boys in a vise grip?
- Ed Tucker: Cuff her, not bash her brains in.
- Olivia Benson: You know how big a role alcohol plays in sexual assaults.
- Captain Donald 'Don' Cragen: Before we stagger down this road, let's not rule out other possibilities.