Law & Order (TV Series)
I.D. (1996)
Carey Lowell: ADA Jamie Ross
Quotes
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Jack McCoy : I thought he was gonna ask your favorite sexual positions next.
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : I grew up with four brothers. Marks is an amateur.
Jack McCoy : You don't mind that kind of thing?
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : Would you rather he ruled against us?
Jack McCoy : Guess I'll have to unlearn some of my sensitivity training. If we have another hearing, you'll model silk for him, again?
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : Trust me - he would have been just as big a fan of rayon.
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Judge Nathan Marks : [after Ross arrives late in court] Ah - Miss Ross! How nice of you to join us... I gather you stayed later than 8 am this morning. Was the gentleman more... impressive today?
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : [taken aback] Your honor, I've been very busy.
Judge Nathan Marks : What I'm suggesting.
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : On a matter of business for this court.
Judge Nathan Marks : Oh - and I thought our business was here. Whatever kind of romp you've been up to...
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : ...is relevant to this case, if you'd stop focusing on my sex life.
Judge Nathan Marks : You're in contempt. I want a check for two hundred dollars.
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : [shouting] If you try to fine me...
Jack McCoy : [cutting her off] Not now... Approach, your honor?
Judge Nathan Marks : If she brings her checkbook.
Jack McCoy : [quietly to Ross] ... Pretend he's your brother.
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Judge Nathan Marks : [commenting on Ross's clothing] Lovely blouse. Rare to see single-ply silk with that texture. Must feel very nice. Italian weave.
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : ...Chinese.
Judge Nathan Marks : Ah! They're improving.
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Judge Nathan Marks : Miss Ross, when you leave a man's apartment at 8 o'clock in the morning, did you just drop in for a coffee and a sweet roll?
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : Am I a defense witness, judge?
Judge Nathan Marks : You're an officer of the court, aiding in the search for the truth. You sample a man's hospitality once. Are you likely to return to sample it again soon?
Jack McCoy : Your honor, this is not appropriate.
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : If I left at 8 am... I wasn't too impressed. I don't think I'd be rushing back.
Judge Nathan Marks : Can't argue with that.
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A.D.A. Jamie Ross : We have the facts. I think we'll convince Judge Marks.
Jack McCoy : Nathan Marks?
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : Luck of the draw.
D.A. Adam Schiff : Make sure your airbags are working.
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Jack McCoy : It's outrageous. Jamie won't play footsie with him; new facts disrupt his perfect trial. So he takes it out on us.
D.A. Adam Schiff : Right. Had nothing to do with the fact that all this time, you didn't know what you were talking about.
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : Dismissal of the charge was excessive.
D.A. Adam Schiff : Right. You know who's who now?
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : Yes.
D.A. Adam Schiff : This is *Joanne* Sullivan you got there in Rikers?
Jack McCoy : Who else could it be?
D.A. Adam Schiff : Please don't ask.
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Chief Administrative Judge : The district attorney brought this matter to me with some reluctance.
Judge Nathan Marks : Well-deserved. I'm trying to run a trial; I don't have time to...
Chief Administrative Judge : Make some. I'm taking this seriously.
Judge Nathan Marks : Because a young woman can't take a joke?
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : I'm not pressing any charge.
Chief Administrative Judge : She could! You should thank her.
Judge Nathan Marks : Fine; thanks. Goodbye.
Chief Administrative Judge : I'm more concerned about the general tenor of this trial.
Judge Nathan Marks : You know how I run a trial, George.
Chief Administrative Judge : Yes - expeditiously. And usually, fairly.
Judge Nathan Marks : *Always* fairly.
Jack McCoy : You've been hostile to the people. Demeaning to their representatives, interfering with their witnesses...
Judge Nathan Marks : You expect me to sit there like a lump, while he springs surprise witnesses? Half-baked appeals, revised indictments? To turn my courtroom inside out - to win a case he should have lost the first time!
Chief Administrative Judge : Nathan - you're not supposed to care who wins, remember?
D.A. Adam Schiff : ...Your honor, I'd like to request...
Chief Administrative Judge : No need. Nathan, you just caught a bad case of the flu, and are unable to continue presiding over this trial. I'm assigning Judge Bryant.
Judge Nathan Marks : George...
Chief Administrative Judge : Would you rather be sick? Or be facing the commission on judicial conduct?
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Jack McCoy : This issue was decided! It was your own ruling!
Stan Gillum : Yeah - he ruled the search was illegal.
Jack McCoy : And that the evidence was nevertheless admissible against Miss Sullivan.
Stan Gillum : Because she had no standing! That was before we knew she was married to William Dunbar. A wife certainly has an expectation of privacy in an apartment she shares with her husband.
A.D.A. Jamie Ross : You had an opportunity to bring that fact to the court's attention then.
Stan Gillum : Not without incriminating my client - which I certainly am not obliged to do.
Judge Nathan Marks : Anything else, Miss Ross? Mr. McCoy? Fine. Objection sustained. There'll be no mention of anything found in that apartment. By the way, Mr. McCoy - I never had a chance to congratulate you on your victory in appellate court.