- SEC Investigator: [completely deadpan expression] The SEC doesn't make threats. There are those that co-operate and those that don't, and we have long memories.
- Detective Ed Green: [about Alston] As far as we can see, she's a retired porn star living off her investments.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: God bless America.
- D.A. Adam Schiff: See if I'm caught up... we've got the business student, bigots, bar owner...
- Jack McCoy: ...the banker and the bimbo.
- D.A. Adam Schiff: It's a John le Carré novel.
- Andy Polone: [to Carmichael, after she has threatened him with capital murder] Lady, you can put your deal between your knees and squeeze.