Law & Order (TV Series)

Bodies (2003)

Jesse L. Martin: Detective Ed Green

Quotes 

• Lennie Briscoe : Marbury Prep's on the Upper East Side, right?

  Ed Green : Yeah, 83rd and 2nd.

  Lennie Briscoe : That's a long walk here, especially after hoops practice. Bobo's Bar is across town from Galan's apartment. The library's gotta be two miles from the Pinkston girl's place. And the flute player disappeared, what, fifty blocks from home?

  Ed Green : So?

  Lennie Briscoe : So unless all these girls were training for the marathon...

  Ed Green : A cabbie.

  Lennie Briscoe : Would hit all the boroughs.

  Ed Green : And a cabbie would have a large wad of small bills. Damn.

• Ed Green : Hey, Lennie, looks like dumb and dumber over there were just making a pit stop on the way home.

  Lennie Briscoe : Probably made the alley smell better.

  Ed Green : Do we know who she is?

  Lennie Briscoe : No, but I got guys checking all the trash cans. Between you and me, I got my fingers crossed they come up empty.

  Ed Green : Sure, why should our lives be easy?

  Lennie Briscoe : Hey, life's one thing. Telling the girl's parents is another.

  Uniform Cop : [approaching]  Detectives.

  Lennie Briscoe : [the cop hands him a purse]  Guess I should have crossed my toes.

• Kurt Lemond : Yeah, I know the bitch.

  Ed Green : You might want to rethink that answer, playa.

  Kurt Lemond : Okay. Bitch ho.

  Lennie Briscoe : I'm guessing he doesn't have the complete works of Germaine Greer on his bookshelf.

  Kurt Lemond : I hate Nazis.

  Ed Green : Hey, man, how old are you?

  Kurt Lemond : And how big is...

  Ed Green : [getting angry]  Hey, look, don't play with me! I ain't no high school girl. You can drop the attitude, or I'll shove this wrench down your throat.