- Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: Mrs. Squiggman.
- Shirley Feeney: Don't ever call me that!
- Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: Why not?
- Shirley Feeney: Let me put it to you this way. If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, the human race would die out.
- Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: We could always adopt.