- Shirley Feeney: [yelling out the window] Laverne DeFazio is scared to drive!
- [walks away]
- Laverne DeFazio: [goes to the window] Shirley Feeney's middle name is Willamina!
- [walks away]
- Shirley Feeney: [goes to the window] Laverne DeFazio went to the prom with her cousin!
- [walks away]
- Laverne DeFazio: [goes to the window] Shirley Feeney stuffs her bra with socks!
- Laverne DeFazio: They don't hear you're Willamina, they don't hear that you stuff your bra with socks, all they hear is I can't drive.
- Laverne DeFazio: It's like some people have a fear of heights, or water, or the dark.
- Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: Well I know about that, Lenny's scared of all those things.
- Laverne DeFazio: Then you understand how I feel, right?
- Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: No because even I know how to drive!
- Shirley Feeney: [shouting out the window] Laverne DeFazio's not afraid to drive!
- Laverne DeFazio: [shouting out the window] Shirley Feeney doesn't stuff her bra with socks... anymore!
- Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Oh, yeah? Well, at least we ain't afraid to drive! We drive - we drive TRUCKS! 19-wheelers!
- Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: 18-wheelers...
- Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: I was counting the spare.