Conan O'Brien: [after a mixed audience reaction to one of the "Actual Items" jokes] I'm with you, boo to that one! That's terrible! If only I had editorial control here at "Late Night With Conan O'Brien".
[audience laughter]
Conan O'Brien: If only I had the power to stand up to the people that run this show.
[in John F. Kennedy accent]
Conan O'Brien: But I do NOT.
[normal voice]
Conan O'Brien: Finally...
[back to the accent]
Conan O'Brien: It's beyond my power! We're gonna go to the moon at the end of the decade and do the other thing as well!
[normal voice]
Conan O'Brien: ... This show is just stupid.