Late Night with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)
Tom Brokaw/Harry Shearer/Dan Castellaneta/Steve Earle (2002)
Dan Castellaneta: Self - Guest
Quotes
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Conan O'Brien : If you don't mind, I thought maybe we'd try a little scene work here. You guys are so good playing off each other. What about Dr. Hibbert examines Homer?
Dan Castellaneta : [as Homer] Dr. Hibbert?
Harry Shearer : [as Dr. Hibbert] Yes, sir?
Dan Castellaneta : Uh, sorry, I... ate all your tongue depressors. I thought they were Popsicle sticks.
Harry Shearer : That's all right, Homer, you just, uh, take your pants down now.
Dan Castellaneta : Uh, well, I already have.
Harry Shearer : Well all right.
[Conan laughs]
Dan Castellaneta : It's just that my legs are blue.
Harry Shearer : And they're a bit billowy!
[laughs]
Harry Shearer : All right now, bend over...
Dan Castellaneta : All right...
Conan O'Brien : I don't want this to get dirty or anything.
Harry Shearer : I'm gonna need a rubber glove, now just... oh, I think I'm gonna need a BACK-UP rubber glove!
[laughs]
Dan Castellaneta : Ooh, your hands are cold, doctor!
Conan O'Brien : Now, what about Mr., what about Mr. Burns firing Homer?
Dan Castellaneta : [as Homer] Uh, Mr. Burns, I'm sorry I ate all your tongue depressors.
[Conan laughs]
Harry Shearer : [as Mr. Burns] That's all right, Homer, I didn't have any.
Dan Castellaneta : D'oh!
[audience cheers]
Harry Shearer : Now, Simpson, Simpson, what is it exactly you DO at the nuclear power plant?
Dan Castellaneta : Well, I make sure everything's safe. I make sure people safen up and be safe. In a safe way.
Harry Shearer : I don't think we need that anymore; the regulatory noose has been loosened around us. So I think we can dispense with your service. You can consider yourself "downsized".
Dan Castellaneta : [nervous] What does that mean?
Conan O'Brien : [laughs] He's so scared.
Harry Shearer : [as Smithers] I, uh, I think it means you're dismissed, Homer.
Dan Castellaneta : Oh good! Whew! Can I go back to work now?