Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
Who's That with Barry and Glenda? - It's Not Barry and Glenda (2004)
Tony Capstick: 2nd PC
Quotes
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1st PC : What's she packed you?
2nd PC : I don't know.
[inspects a sandwich]
2nd PC : What do you think?
Jogger : [runs up] There's a bloke in those trees, with a gun!
[runs off]
2nd PC : What do you think?
1st PC : I think it's fish paste.
2nd PC : What about him and his tale of the bloke with the gun?
1st PC : Seems quite excitable to me.
2nd PC : Unreliable witness.
1st PC : He'd be useless in court. He'd go to pieces.
2nd PC : At the risk of being overzealous or madly keen, don't you think we should investigate further?
1st PC : There's no need. It's fish paste.