Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An Introduction (2003)
Tom Owen: Tom
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Tom : I expect you're under the impression that I'm the Mr Simmonite who's normally to be found in this hut.
Repo Man : I am under that impression, yes. Are you telling me you're *not* Mr Tom Simmonite?
Tom : I can understand why. The resemblance is uncanny.
Repo Man : Resemblance?
Tom : Mmh, Between me and Mr Thomas Simmonite of no fixed abode, who, some say, is incllined to be tricky.
Repo Man : That was probably me.
Tom : I expect he's the one you want. I'd give you hes address, but I'd hate to feel responsible for sending you to him when there's a full moon.
Repo Man : Full moon?
Tom : That fat, white, round thing.