- Larry Sanders: And Carol thought I was...
- Carol Burnett: I thought you were yell-er.
- Larry Sanders: You're a mistaken-er.
- Phil: [through the glass, he signs the clock to a female colleague as if she was late for something] Can you take your top off?
- [she smiles and replies with a 2 sign]
- Jerry Capen: I think she wants both of us.
- Hank Kingsley: [trying to not get too anxious due to a spider on his head, he mutters to the spider specialist] Mr. Kutcher... Mr. Kutcher...