The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)
Beverly and the Prop Job (1995)
Wallace Langham: Phil
Quotes
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Beverly Barnes : Do you know any black writers, Phil?
Phil : Yes, of course, I count many black writers among my closest friends.
Beverly Barnes : But why don't we have black writers here working on the show?
Phil : You don't know?
Beverly Barnes : No, tell me.
Phil : Oh Larry won't hire them. Firstly, I think it's terrible. I think it's unfortunate and embarassing for all of us. But as Larry said in the super secret memo: "If it ain't white, it ain't right".
Beverly Barnes : You are such an asshole, Phil. You know that?
Phil : Hmm hmm. If you're writing an article don't use my name.