The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Arthur After Hours (1995)

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• Arthur : This is Scotch whiskey; Glenlivet; single malt.

  Arthur : When you die, you'll go to heaven. You say "Hello" to God, and when God says "Hello" to you, this is what you'll smell on his breath.

• Beverly Barnes : Artie, Artie... I'm gonna kick somebody's ass, I swear it!

  Arthur : Profanity, Beverly, I love it!

• Arthur : Hey Larry! This is Arthur. I'm sitting here with my good buddy Nicolae and I'm leaving this message in your voice mail. It's 3:15 AM and I'll level with you. I'm furious at you, buddy. I uh... I'm gonna resist the urge to express my anger by using profanity and I hope you appreciate that, you...

  Nicolae : Scum sucking asshole!

• Ryan O'Neal : Artie, how long we've known each other? 20 Years? And this is the bullshit I get?

  Arthur : Makes you feel to better to hit me, go ahead.

  Ryan O'Neal : Shut up.

  Arthur : You know you want to.

  Ryan O'Neal : I'm not hitting anymore.

• Phil : Arthur?

  Arthur : Phil.

  Phil : You've got to talk to Larry. He won't wear the hat for the sketch.

  Arthur : Do you like history, Phil?

  Phil : What does that mean?

  Arthur : Because if Larry doesn't want to wear the hat that's what it becomes, dig?

  Phil : Listen, if he doesn't wear the hat then the sketch is going to die. He's supposed to be Gorton's Fisherman, without the hat he's just a guy with yellow slicker.

  Arthur : Haha!

  Phil : What?

  Arthur : Makes me laugh.

  Phil : What makes you laugh, the sketch?

  Arthur : The word 'slicker'. Makes me chuckle. Say again.

  Phil : Slicker.

  Arthur : Use it in a sentence.

  Phil : I like my slicker.

  Arthur : Haha.