L.A. Law (TV Series)
How Am I Driving? (1994)
Alan Rachins: Douglas Brackman, Jr.
Quotes
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Patrick Flanagan : Why don't we just give him another minute?
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : I think not. Let's get started. Ruland vs. Wayside...
Jonathan Rollins : Uh. uh, uh, uh, Douglas. There he is.
[Eli has arrived by bus]
Leland McKenzie : OK.
Eli Levinson : Sorry. Sorry.
Leland McKenzie : Uh-huh.
Eli Levinson : The buses were running late.
Arnie Becker : You actually take a bus?
Eli Levinson : Yes.
Stuart Markowitz : Unbelievable, isn't it?
Eli Levinson : It's really not that unbelievable.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : And you're doing it for some kind of ecological reason, Eli?
Eli Levinson : I'm doing it because I don't have a driver's license. Denise is giving me lessons however, I'm inching on being ready to take the road test. And I'm about to buy a car
Ann Kelsey : You can buy a car before you get your license?
Eli Levinson : And to all partners just settle a case of mine is they send me a very large check. I thought I did something extravagant.
Jonathan Rollins : What are you getting?
Eli Levinson : I have no idea. Denise is set me up a car broker who presumably will get me through this is painlessly as possible.
Arnie Becker : Ultimately when buying a car, keep one question uppermost in mind. How am I going to feel when I'm standing in front of a restaurant? The ballet brings me my car.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Thank you, Arnold.
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Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Ruland vs. Wayside Hospital.
Jonathan Rollins : Yeah, that's mine. A 16-year-old girl found to be incorrigible by her father, is being committed to a psychiatric facility by him. She soon to be released from the facility and we're representing the father at the facility.
Jane Halliday : What did she do?
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Drugs, sex, alcohol. Well, her father feel that she's basically out of control.
Arnie Becker : There but for the grace of God.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Askoff vs. Askoff.
Arnie Becker : Yes, we're representing Frank Askoff, his wife is suing for the divorce also looking to disembowel him financially. Her leverages Camilla Greer.
Stuart Markowitz : What? He's in a book?
Arnie Becker : Yes, he is. He also runs a publicly traded corporation. He wants very much for this not to get out?
Jane Halliday : Whose Camilla Greer?
Ann Kelsey : She's a madam.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : I'm rather well placed, madam.
Stuart Markowitz : Yeah, I suspect there are a number people in that book who very much don't want to get out.
Arnie Becker : Well, you frequent prostitutes, you run that risk.
Stuart Markowitz : Yeah, I have never been the prostitute.
Ann Kelsey : Ah, gee!