- Alice: [Seeing Dana and Tonya dressed alike] "What is with the twin thing? Are they merging already?"
- Shane McCutcheon: She's not that bad.
- [about Tonya]
- Tina: She's not.
- Shane McCutcheon: Until you have some concrete evidence I'd say drop it.
- Alice: Alright I think she killed Mr. Piddles! That's what!
- Tina: Oh my God, why would she do that?
- Alice: Maybe she didn't like the competition.
- Shane McCutcheon: It's because Mr. Piddles was going to inherit Dana's fortune and Tonya murdered him to be next in line. Right... Right? Drop it.
- [Walks away]
- Tina: Come on.
- Alice: F*cking cranky.