- Lt. Theo Kojak: Hey look, kid, I'm gonna talk to you like a father
- [laughs]
- Lt. Theo Kojak: And I never even put my arms around your mother.
- Alan Ankrum: Well he knows something about a gun with a filed-down firing pin, the gun that, eh, Elena threatened to kill herself with. Did you give her that gun, Dancik?
- Albert Dancik: A gun that doesn't shoot? That's a toy. I gave her a lot of toys, Alan.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: You tell these G-men that they're obstructing justice and I want DeLuca down here! Otherwise I'll bust these Feds for their funny haircuts!