Knight Rider (TV Series)
Inside Out (1982)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
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Quotes
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KITT : A little higher, a little lower, stop.
Michael Knight : I'm getting out of here.
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Michael Knight : Hi.
Bonnie Barstow : I was so worried, are you all right?
Michael Knight : Yeah, I'm ok, I got a couple of bruises.
Bonnie Barstow : [completely ignoring Michael] How are your shocks? Are you still in alignment?
KITT : Everything's is in proper order, Bonnie, but thank you for your concern.
Bonnie Barstow : Oh K.I.T.T., that's sweet, but let me check anyway, your surveillance scanners might need adjustment.
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Devon Miles : [about Kincaid] You know several law enforcement agencies and military intelligence have tried to put an end to his criminal career several times. And all those efforts have come to a disastrous end for each one of the operatives concerned.
Michael Knight : Can you rephrase that?
Devon Miles : They got knocked off.
Michael Knight : Huh?
Devon Miles : They didn't come back.
Michael Knight : You know I liked it better the first way.
Devon Miles : Really.
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Michael Knight : [looking at Bonnie] I wonder if there's a real woman under those overalls or just a robot?
KITT : Under the overalls she's 168 centimeters tall. 54 kilos in weight. Other measurements: 97 centimeters, 61 -
Michael Knight : K.I.T.T.?
KITT : Yes Michael?
Michael Knight : Shut up.
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Linda Elliott : Any questions?
Michael Knight : [posing as Dugan the driver] Yeah, how about a personal one?
Linda Elliott : You mean 'what's a nice girl like me doing in a racket like this'?
Michael Knight : Well I would have phrased it better.
Linda Elliott : You'll get the same answer: I'm here because I spend too many of my formative years with lowlife and scum.
Michael Knight : Like Kincaid.
Linda Elliott : Like you.
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Michael Knight : Maybe I can get something from the girl?
KITT : I wouldn't touch that line with a ten foot drive shaft.
Michael Knight : Oh, what's that supposed to mean?
KITT : Merely that you always seem to use our assignments as convenient springboards for your social life.
Michael Knight : Don't be ridiculous. That girl is a source of information, that's all.
Michael Knight : I've heard that one before...
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Bonnie Barstow : [having just finished refurbishing K.I.T.T] He's all set to go. Right now there's only one thing wrong with this car.
Michael Knight : Yeah, I know...
[together with Bonnie, in a loud monotone chant]
Michael Knight : The-nut-behind-the-wheel.
[in a humorously disgusted undertone]
Michael Knight : Oh, that's funny... that's VERY funny.
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Michael Knight : I wasn't patient when I was a cop. I'm still not patient.
Devon Miles : Michael. There is a fine line between audacious and foolhardy.
Michael Knight : Relax, Devon. I'll watch it. And I'll still nail Kincaid from the inside out.
Devon Miles : You really are quite impossible. If only Wilton Knight hadn't conceived such an extraordinary obsession for you...
Michael Knight : [smiles] We'd both be out of a job.
Devon Miles : Ha.
Michael Knight : I'll stay in touch, huh?
Devon Miles : Good luck.
Michael Knight : [checking up on K.I.T.T] How's Frankenstein? Ready to roll?
[spoke in campy monster voice again, doomed to fail...]
Bonnie Barstow : [ignores 'arrogant upstart'] I've increased the range of all his scanners, and I've added an electrical jamming device.
Michael Knight : Oh, yeah? What's that?
Bonnie Barstow : KITT, I think that's your cue.
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Col. Alvin B. Kincaid : They call you The Driver, don't they?
Michael Knight : Yes sir. It's a bit obvious, but descriptive.
Col. Alvin B. Kincaid : [Watching a buggy vehicle jump over a ramp] All right, I'd like to see you and your vehicle duplicate that jump.
Michael Knight : No. Not until you move those ramps another 20 feet apart. I like a challenge.
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Michael Knight : [Michael's Comlink beeps] Trouble?
KITT : That's a reasonable assumption.
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Michael Knight : [Seeing Linda] Uh oh.
KITT : Trouble?
Michael Knight : Don't worry. I'll distract her.
KITT : I'll bet!
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Linda Elliott : Michael Knight. That's a nice name.
Michael Knight : I'm getting used to it.
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Michael Knight : [Showing Devon a truck with Kincaid and his men tied up inside] Devon, I'd like you to meet Colonel Kincaid.
Devon Miles : You've saved me a great deal of paperwork.
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Col. Alvin B. Kincaid : By the time I'm through with you, young man, you'll cut steel.
Michael Knight : I'm looking forward to it.
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Col. Alvin B. Kincaid : [With a gun pointed to Michael] I'm sorry about this son. I really like you.
Michael Knight : Yeah? Personally, I thought you were a jerk!
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KITT : Michael?
Michael Knight : Yes, KITT?
KITT : I've been wondering about something.
Michael Knight : Nuclear physics?
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KITT : [Seeing Michael and Linda together] What was that all about?
Michael Knight : Biology.
KITT : Oh, that.