- Michael Knight: Kitt, don't fall in love with one of these beautiful cars and, eh, run off on me huh?.
- K.I.T.T.: I wouldn't dream of it. Michael, have you finished reviewing my new data banks?
- Michael Knight: Something I should know?
- K.I.T.T.: Don't drink the water.
- Michael Knight: Kitt, we're not in Mexico, we're just outside 'o Houston, Texas
- K.I.T.T.: I hear Marachi's.
- Father Carlos Laguna: The wages of sin is death.
- Roberto Laguna: I know what the Bible says, Carlos. You know what, if you're gonna talk to me, talk to me as a brother, not as a priest.
- Father Carlos Laguna: I can't separate the two, Roberto. No Christian can.
- K.I.T.T.: Bonnie, ai-yee! Ay que chula.
- Bonnie Barstow: [giggles] Why thank you, Kitt.
- Michael Knight: Show off.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, what do you think of my new voice modulator?
- Michael Knight: Nice, Kitt. Real nice.
- Michael Knight: Need a lift?
- Devon Miles: You don't think I'm going to hoof it, do you?
- Michael Knight: Why, I see you're picking up on the local vernacular.
- Devon Miles: All I need to learn now is the Texas two-step.
- Michael Knight: I would have thought the Viennese waltz was more your style.
- Devon Miles: Yeah well, eh, the foxtrot is as far back as I can go.
- K.I.T.T.: Devon's calling again.
- Michael Knight: Tell him -
- K.I.T.T.: [interrupting] Michael, I'm not constitutionally constructed to lie.
- Michael Knight: None of us are, Kitt, think of it as a temporary condition for a good cause.
- K.I.T.T.: What cause?
- Michael Knight: My hide.