Knight Rider (TV Series)

Custom Made Killer (1985)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

Quotes 

• Michael Knight : [driving KITT]  I'm on my way in.

  Devon Miles : [through KITT's video monitor]  Good. You've been rather difficult to reach lately, particularly last night.

  Michael Knight : I got a weakness for dancers.

  Devon Miles : Dancers pirouette on their toes to the strains of violins and flutes. They do not gesticulate wildly to the throbbing beat of bongo drums and saxophones.

  Michael Knight : Devon, they are innocent girls working their way through college.

  Devon Miles : [Devon glares at Michael] 

  Michael Knight : Besides, every once in a while, I gotta get away...

  KITT : Away from whom?

  Michael Knight : Uh - I just gotta get away, period.

  Devon Miles : This subject is closed, for now.

• Michael Knight : [trying on new jacket]  Fits like a glove.

  Louis : It's supposed to fit like a jacket.

  Debra : I haven't heard that line since I left New York.

  Louis : It was time.

• Michael Knight : Don't you think we owe her a little something more?

  Louis : Like what? She's got enough money from insurance.

  Michael Knight : Like Grebb's scalp!

  Louis : [laughs]  I know this is the West, but there's no more cowboys and indians.

  Michael Knight : Hey, it's the same difference, you know, we're just a bunch of small time operators here fighting the Big Bad Wolf, you know, the cattle baron. And none of us can fight this guy alone. We need to get a group of our own people together. A posse.

  Louis : That car musta hit you too hard. How's your head?

• Michael Knight : He uses the garment industry to clean up his money, he's got a legitimate cash flow.

  Devon Miles : In Harvard they call it 'vertical Integrity'.

  Michael Knight : On the street they call it 'Monopoly'.

  Devon Miles : Really?

• KITT : The similarity of hocky and a war between various cavemen tribes on a frozen lake bares a very close parallel.

  Michael Knight : Are sure you're not becoming a bit of a snob?

  Devon Miles : [view screen flashes 'Priority Overide', Devon appears]  Snob? Who are you calling a snob?

• Louis : You don't know much about this business, do you?

  Michael Knight : Innocent people are dropping like flies. How much do I need to know?

• O'Malley : [Point a gun at Michael]  You, get out of here! Go back to Grebs and tell him I can take care of myself and my business. And to stay away from both of them!

  Louis : Relax, Tom! He's not one of Grebs' people, I know them all. Besides, the gun's not loaded.

  Michael Knight : Yeah, put that thing away. It's the unloaded ones that do all the damage!

• Michael Knight : I'm gonna move in of every one of your accounts!

  D.G. Grebs : Get outta here before I move you out the window!