- Michael Knight: [being charged by a circus clown firetruck] Now I've seen everything!
- K.I.T.T.: What are they going to do? Kill us with confetti?
- Terri Major: This circus has no real value, except to the people who love it, the people who struggle to keep it alive in a world of pay TV, satellite dishes and Michael Jackson concerts.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, I have that information you wanted on ITZ. Michael, I have that information you wanted on ITZ.
- Michael Knight: Lay it on me.
- K.I.T.T.: It's not exactly what you'd call a high profile organization. It has more puzzling twists and turns than an Agatha Cristie novel.
- Terri Major: Thank you Devon, I don't know what I'd do without you and Turbo Man.
- [Devon is knocked unconscious by Bombo the Clown]
- Bonnie Barstow: [in the audience at the circus] I have to admit, Devon, he looks fantastic.
- Devon Miles: Yes. In spite of that ridiculous outfit he's wearing.
- Bonnie Barstow: No, I'm talking about K.I.T.T.!
- Michael Knight: For those of you who haven't already heard of me, allow me to introduce myself: I am the world renowned Turbo Man.
- [the circus folk mutter his name in awe]
- Michael Knight: And this is my flying carpet, Kitt.
- K.I.T.T.: You're flying carpet...
- Michael Knight: Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, my talking flying carpet, Kitt.
- Devon Miles: Did I ever tell you about the time that I...
- Bonnie Barstow: [interrupting] You went undercover in occupied France as Valentino the knife thrower.