Knight Rider (TV Series)

A Knight in Shining Armor (1984)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, that young lady is such a brat, I can't help but wonder why anyone would leave her a goodbye note, let alone a treasure.

  Michael Knight : Kitt, she's Charlie's daughter. Blood's thicker than water.

  K.I.T.T. : So is my water oil, but he didn't leave me anything.

• Michael Knight : Kitt, if you were Stone, where would you hide a treasure map?

  K.I.T.T. : One of the greatest treasure hunters, Stephen Dubois, used to hide his maps in imitation cannons by his bedroom window.

  Michael Knight : I think we should look for something more conventional, like a safe.

  K.I.T.T. : You're just not a romantic.

• K.I.T.T. : Oh, and Michael, you might also check the drapery. Albert the Second of Austria used to weave his treasure maps into the material.

  Michael Knight : I don't think Stone's that clever with a needle.

• Michael Knight : Kitt, do you happen to speak 10 place coordinates?

  K.I.T.T. : [Kitt configures the coordinates]  The location is in an area known as Devil's Basin.

  Michael Knight : Let's go beat the devil.

• K.I.T.T. : I'm programmed to be a treasure hunter, not a caveman.

  Michael Knight : Consider it a new program.