King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying (1997)

Toby Huss: Cotton Hill

Quotes 

• Cotton Hill : [Hank knocks on the door]  You're late!

  Hank Hill : Dad it's good to hear your voice

  Cotton Hill : Still blind huh? Or are you faking?

  [punches him in the stomach] 

  Cotton Hill : Either you're blind or slow, I'll believe both

• Hank Hill : [Cotton picks up a shotgun to shoot down a tree]  Dad, I got to take your shoulder here

  Cotton Hill : [shoves him away]  Hands off girly! I didn't fight off a bunker of horny privates to let you cop a feel.