King of the Hill (TV Series)

Texas City Twister (1997)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

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Quotes 

• Shiny Parks bill collector : Sir, if you're callin' me a liar, you better be holding somethin' stronger than an umbrella.

  Hank : 9-iron?

  Shiny Parks bill collector : Y'all have a nice day.

• Bobby Hill : Ooh, laundry. Hot off the dryer.

  [Bobby rubs a fresh pair of briefs on his face, pulls them on, takes off his nightshirt and runs out of the room] 

  Hank : 6 AM and already the boy ain't right.

• Hank : Just in case I'm incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?

  Bobby Hill : No.

  Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.

• Hank : You're my best girl. You mean everything to me. When we were apart today, that was hell. I couldn't wake up in the morning without your beautiful face beside me. I love you... and Bobby and Luanne to a lesser extent.

• Hank : Bobby, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?

  Bobby Hill : No.

  Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it...