King of the Hill (TV Series)
King of the Ant Hill (1997)
Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble
Quotes
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Hank : You're the only one who can save my lawn, Dale.
Dale Gribble : You're right, I am. The question is - why should I?
Hank : I'll give you two dollars.
Dale Gribble : Pffft. Ha! Two dollars?
Hank : Because you're my friend.
Dale Gribble : Oooooooo! I'm Hank's friend! Tie a ribbon around me!
Hank : Because I'm coming to you man to man offering you a genuine apology for choosing a lawn over a lifetime of friendship.
Dale Gribble : Geez, Hank. I was only holding out for $2.50.
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Dale Gribble : If anyone's bringing down the value of this neighborhood, it's me. My lawn's nuthin' but ragweed and auto parts.