King of the Hill (TV Series)

How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying (1997)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Bobby Hill : Can I put a gun rack on my bike?

  Hank : Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask that?

• Hank : Dale, the NRA is a Washington D.C.-based organization. Are you tellin' me you support Washington D.C.?

  Dale Gribble : ...That's a thinker.

• Hank : Where's the Children's Gun section?

  Walmart-Type Worker : Aisle 47.

• Peggy Hill : Bobby is too young to own a rifle. It is too dangerous.

  Hank : He's 12. He hasn't been too young for 5 years.

• Hank : Most, uh, deaths in the home are from guns and gun accessories.

  Dale Gribble : Let me ask you this: a guy breaks into your house, but you don't have a gun. How are you going to shoot him?