- Hank Hill: [disappointed at a customer service counter] Forget number seven - you're now serving nonsense!
- Bobby Hill: Everybody's got a deer and I don't.
- [Near tears]
- Bobby Hill: Everything looks so Christmasy. Now I know how the Jewish kids feel.
- [Cries]
- Peggy Hill: Hank, Hank wake I just want to tell you I'm learning more about how you destroyed Bobby's life, I searched through my old social studies files and look what I found, in a tribe in Papa New Guinea a boy who misses out on his rite of passage, in their case killing a missionary remains a boy forever, he will never become a man.
- Hank Hill: [sighs] This is a report by a 7th grader and it only got a C.
- Peggy Hill: I have backup, look at this 4th Grade word find about the Heron Indians rites of passage.
- [the highlighted words are "killing", "manhood", and "madness"]
- Hank Hill: Madness?
- Peggy Hill: When a little Heron Indian boy wants to achieve manhood but he fails to kill an elk he will get physically ill then go stark raving mad.
- Hank Hill: [sighs] Well I did see Bobby talking to the Mrs. Butterworth bottle, but i didn't think it was strange at the time.
- Hank Hill: This is crazy. People used to go huntin', all they'd need is an orange shirt and a 6-pack.
- Bill Dauterive: I remember my first buck. Took me six shots to bring him down, three more to finish him off. There was no useable meat left, but what a thrill.