King of the Hill (TV Series)

Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon (2004)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble, Dylan

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : [watching Hank bond with Luann over his proposal to get propane back at the state fair]  That could've been us protesting for propane with Hank right now, gentlemen we dodged a very boring bullet

  Boomhauer : I love old Hank man but my god dang man, all he ever talks about is

  [mocks Hank] 

  Boomhauer : propane, propane, propane man, dang ol' you know about time we talk about I do for a living man

  Bill Dauterive : Poor Bobby being replaced by Luann, my dad replaced me with tv and the bottle, hey we should let Bobby hang with us, seems the least we could do

  Dale Gribble : Now when we ask him try not to seem too needy, and if he says no pretend like we didn't want him anyway

• Hank Hill : [angry]  Propane is excluded from the Texas State Fair!

  Boomhauer : [uninterested]  Mmhmm

  Hank Hill : Boomhauer are you insane? I just told you they excluded propane!

  [Boomhauer looks at him then looks away] 

  Hank Hill : [looks at Bill and Dale who look nervously at him]  You too? First Bobby and now you guys, where's the outrage?

  Dale Gribble : Rules are rules Hank, without rules there would be chaos, that's why we no longer visit the public pool

  Hank Hill : But this is blatantly unfair!

  Bill Dauterive : [sarcastically]  Yeah poor, poor Hank with his wife and his son and his... hair

  [mockingly] 

  Bill Dauterive : Nobody will let him grill with propane!

  [Hank leaves in disappointment]