- Arthur Spooner: So I looked her square in the eye and said, "Ma'am, you are undoubtedly the most fetching woman in all of Schreiport."
- Kelly Palmer: [laughs] Then what did she say?
- Arthur Spooner: My good sir, I do believe you are giving me the vapors.
- Kelly Palmer: [laughs] Nice. Then what happened?
- Arthur Spooner: I knocked the barbeque out of her hand, bent her over the porch railing and said, "I'll give you more than vapors, you nasty..."
- Carrie Heffernan: Ok! Enough! Charming story gone very wrong.