- Ron Stoppable: [Ron's new girlfriend goes off fearlessly to rescue some friends trapped by an evil despot] Are all girls like this, or just the ones I know?
- Malcolm the Wraithmaster: Sorry about the whole "trapping-you-in-cyber-reality."
- Ron Stoppable: Ah, these things happen... to me.
- [Wade and Kim enter the virtual world of "Everlot," Kim's first time playing the game]
- Kim Possible: Wade, you're a giant!
- Wade Load: Actually, I'm normal size.
- [Kim realizes she's the size of an insect, with fairy wings]
- Kim Possible: Oh, great!
- Wade Load: You're a Sprite-kin. You gotta start small.
- Kim Possible: Stupid game!
- Malcolm the Wraithmaster: Join me, and be Queen of Everlot.
- Zita Flores: Never!
- Malcolm the Wraithmaster: Well, how about going with me to the Spring Fling Dance?
- Zita Flores: Also a never! Add "in a million years."
- Malcolm the Wraithmaster: [after being defeated] I was gonna be the Supreme Overlord of this magical world. Now what'll I do?
- Ron Stoppable: Hey, try out for the drama club.
- Malcolm the Wraithmaster: Drama club?
- Ron Stoppable: Well, you've already got the shirt.
- Malcolm the Wraithmaster: You're so right! I do have the shirt! Thanks, knave.