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Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)
Country Retreat (1993)
Clive Swift: Richard
Quotes
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[first lines]
Hyacinth : [sits up in bed] If the Thorncliffs can have a little place in the country, why can't we? Mmh?
[slaps Richard]
Richard : Bleuh.
[Richard wakes up]
Hyacinth : I'm a country lover. You're a country lover.
Richard : Not at this time in the morning.
Hyacinth : I've always been a country lover.
Richard : Since when? Grass doesn't behave like fitted carpet.
Hyacinth : You know I love the country. We go on picnics.
Richard : Yeah. With everything but the Royal Doulton and the silver teapot. We take tables, chairs, rugs.
Hyacinth : I don't like the creepy-crawlies, though. But we'll find somewhere creepy-crawly-free. Oh, Richard, how exciting, our own little place in the country.
Richard : Well, if you want a financial opinion, it'll have to be very little.