Kath & Kim (TV Series)

Party (2002)

Magda Szubanski: Sharon Karen Strzelecki

Quotes 

• Sharon : [examining a purple bra]  Is that real nylon?

• Kim : My Hen's Night was ruined because of your mother's dicky pancreas! Did she ever ring to say 'Sorry' or 'Happy Hen's Night'? No!

  Sharon : That is so unfair, Kim! She was in a coma! She didn't have access to a phone!

• Shopgirl : Now... have you hired a minibus for the wedding? What about man power? You need a bit of beefcake?

  Sharon : No, no. Mrs. D's a vegetarian.

  Shopgirl : [pauses]  Okay.

  [points at the fake boobs on Sharon's apron] 

  Shopgirl : Now you've got your veil and your boobie apron, what else do you need?