Justice League (TV Series)

Wild Cards (2003)

Maria Canals-Barrera: Hawkgirl, Shayera Hol, Old Lady

Quotes 

• [offscreen] 

  Shayera Hol : Uh-huh... that's it... right there.

  John Stewart : No, it's not.

  Shayera Hol : I think I would know.

  John Stewart : Really?

  [cut to inside the Watchtower, where Lantern and Hawkgirl are both hunched over a computer screen] 

  John Stewart : And when was the last time you looked through bank records?

• The Joker : While they stumble around trying to find my bomb, let's see how the local economy's doing.

  [camera shot of a casino's game room: completely empty, and dead silence except for some crickets chirping] 

  The Joker : Oh, dear. It looks a little slow.

  [the camera pans across and finds one old lady, feeding quarters into a slot machine] 

  The Joker : Ma'am? Ma'am! Aren't you scared?

  Old Lady : [not looking up]  Of what? This thing's gotta pay off sooner or later.

  The Joker : Man, I love this town!

• John Stewart : [deflecting an attack from Queen]  Done yet?

  Queen : [absorbing melted-down metal to form an alloy suit]  I haven't even started.

  Hawkgirl : [swooping in as they fight]  Hey, Joan of Arc, wanna take me on?

  John Stewart : [Queen turns her sword into mace like Hawkgirl's]  Shouldn't have done that.