- [at a party, Diana is surrounded by a crowd]
- Reporter: What is it like working with Superman?
- Dignitary: When you fought the aliens, were you scared?
- Princess Diana: Um...
- 2nd Dignitary: Are you really from an island with no men?
- Princess Diana: I...
- [a hand appears]
- Bruce Wayne: May I have this dance?
- Princess Diana: Yes!
- [Diana is led away from the crowd]
- Princess Diana: Thank you, Mr...?
- Bruce Wayne: Wayne. Bruce Wayne.
- Batman: Who are you working for?
- Kasnian Agent: [in Kasnian] You can't understand a word I'm saying and I wouldn't tell you anything if you could.
- Batman: [in Kasnian] I can... and you will.
- Bruce Wayne: [dancing with Diana] I'm surprised to see you here. From what I've heard, this isn't really your sort of affair.
- Princess Diana: I've decided to get out more, have a little fun.
- Bruce Wayne: [twirls her] Enjoying yourself so far?
- Princess Diana: More than I expected. What about you? What brings you to the City of Lights?
- Bruce Wayne: I never miss a good party. I may also have to attend to some business while I'm in town.
- [as Bruce and Diana are dancing, terrorists drop in and seize Princess Audrey]
- Bruce Wayne, Princess Diana: Excuse me.
- [they break off in different directions; Bruce starts to loosen his tie... then sees Diana fly up and grab Audrey away]
- Princess Diana: Always this popular?
- Princess Audrey: Yes, although my admirers are usually unarmed.
- [as she drops Audrey and flies at the terrorists, Bruce smiles and puts his tie back in place]
- [in a club, Audrey and Diana are besieged by paparazzi]
- Princess Audrey: Would you be a dear and pummel them mercilessly?
- [Diana lifts her into the air]
- Princess Diana: I don't think that'll be necessary.
- [she flies out the door, Audrey whooping with glee]
- Pilot: What happened? Where's the princess?
- Armed Man: Forget her! We've got to get out of here before Wonder Woman...
- Princess Diana: [knocking on the canopy glass] You give up, right?
- Princess Audrey: We need to get you some new clothes. I know a boutique that'll open for me if I ask them nicely.
- Princess Diana: I thought you were going to tell me more about the incident.
- Princess Audrey: No, that's just what I let my father think so I could go clubbing tonight.
- Princess Diana: Clubbing?
- Princess Audrey: Look, I'm getting married soon. This is my last night in Paris as a free woman.
- Princess Diana: I'm not really following.
- Princess Audrey: I'm a world-class party girl. I intend to go out with a bang. Several, if it can be arranged.
- [leaving]
- Princess Audrey: You coming?
- Princess Audrey: That was fabulous! I've never seen anyone break a helicopter before!
- Princess Diana: [sheepishly] It was my first time.
- Princess Audrey: Well, I can't thank you enough. I'm supposed to have guards for this sort of thing, you know.
- Princess Diana: I wouldn't blame them. Someone went to a lot of trouble to get to you. Any ideas?
- Princess Audrey: [shrugging] I'm the princess of Kasnia. Lots of people in the world don't like Kasnia. Lots of people in Kasnia don't like Kasnia.
- Princess Diana: Tell me what you know.
- Princess Audrey: Not tonight, darling. Still early. Places to go, parties to crash. On the other hand, I've never hung out with a superhero before.
- Vandal Savage: What are you saying, I'm the original Vandal Savage? I'm over 100 years old?
- Princess Diana: Whoever you are, I'm not going to let you hurt Audrey.
- Vandal Savage: Hurt her? I love her. I've never met a woman who can do the things for me that she can.
- Princess Diana: I don't want to hear this.
- Vandal Savage: I was talking about her making me a member of the royal family. Ah, Colonel Vox. Wonder Woman was just leaving. Would you be so kind as to escort her out?
- Princess Diana: I can find my own way.
- Vandal Savage: [she flies away] Make the calls. It's time.
- Doctor: I'm sorry, milady. We've done all we can.
- Vandal Savage: Audrey...
- Princess Audrey: No. If my father cannot rule, my duty is clear. For the good of Kasnia, I must assume the throne until my father is able again.
- Vandal Savage: Of course, my counsel is at your service, as it was for the king.
- Princess Audrey: I don't require your counsel, Vandal.
- Vandal Savage: I beg your pardon?
- Princess Audrey: The people need reassurance in the royal family's continuity. Our wedding will take place immediately. Is that acceptable to you?
- Vandal Savage: Nothing would make me happier.
- Princess Audrey: Diana, I'd like to introduce you to my fiance.
- Princess Diana: [recognizing him as he turns around] Vandal Savage!
- Robber: Colonel Vox, we've obtained the targeting device.
- Colonel Vox: [through an electronic voice box] You don't seem very happy about it.
- Robber: We lost one of our men.
- Colonel Vox: Batman again? He's getting very close.
- Robber: He couldn't know our plan. He's just guessing. He...
- Colonel Vox: Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking. I'd hate to have to raise my voice.
- Robber: Sorry, sir.
- Colonel Vox: Still, you're right. Almost everything's in place. Batman can't stop the plan. Even the Justice League can't stop it now.
- King Gustav: I just heard the news. Did they harm you?
- Princess Audrey: I'm fine, Daddy.
- King Gustav: They won't get away with this. I'll have the entire opposition party arrested.
- Princess Audrey: Daddy, no! That's gauche! We have to prove we're better than that.
- King Gustav: I will not allow these dissidents to ruin the International Space Station. You are to return home immediately!
- Princess Audrey: Let me stay. I couldn't be any safer. Wonder Woman will be with me.
- [she puts her hands together pleadingly at Diana, who smiles]
- King Gustav: All right. But I'm doubling your guard. Take care, precious.
- Princess Audrey: A lot of people are upset about all the money we're putting into the International Space Station.
- Princess Diana: That project's making your father a very popular world leader.
- Princess Audrey: Someone forgot to tell that to the peasants back home. Anyway, it's my fiance who's really running the thing.
- Princess Diana: You haven't said much about him.
- Princess Audrey: What's to say? Arranged marriage to a dreary, much older man.
- Princess Diana: I'm sorry.
- Princess Audrey: Moi aussi. But my new life as royal hausfrau doesn't begin until after the engagement party tomorrow. Tonight, we dance.
- Princess Diana: [indicating her stoic bodyguards, crammed together on one side of the car] I doubt they'll approve.
- Princess Audrey: As if they have any say. Excuse me, boys. Girl talk.
- [activating a divider from both the floor and ceiling]
- Princess Audrey: I've been ditching royal guards since I was knee-high to Daddy's throne. Try and keep up.
- Colonel Vox: My apologies for the intrusion, but we are being followed.
- Vandal Savage: [reassuringly to Audrey] Rest, my darling. I'll attend to this.
- Colonel Vox: [leading him to the cockpit] It's Wonder Woman.
- Vandal Savage: Why don't you have a word with her?
- Princess Diana: How insistent are those genes, Mr. Savage?
- Vandal Savage: Meaning?
- Princess Diana: Your grandfather was a munitions maker.
- Vandal Savage: Ahead of his time, in many ways.
- Princess Diana: I hope that doesn't also run in the family.
- Princess Diana: [atop the Eiffel Tower] This is perfect. I can't remember when I've had this much fun.
- Princess Audrey: You couldn't have had this much fun, darling. You've never partied with me before. This wasn't how I intended to spend my last night as a free woman.
- Princess Diana: Disappointed?
- Princess Audrey: No. I rather enjoyed corrupting you.
- Princess Diana: I'd appreciate it if we kept some of the more embarrassing stories to ourselves.
- Princess Audrey: Don't worry. I won't tell anyone that their great hero has feet of clay.
- Princess Diana: You have no idea.
- Princess Audrey: [sitting on a ledge] I'm sometimes afraid I'll never have fun again.
- Princess Diana: You don't have to marry him.
- Princess Audrey: Yes, I do. But I've still got one more time for one more fling!
- Princess Diana: [she falls off] Audrey!
- [laughing as she free-falls, Diana flies down to save her]
- Princess Diana: Are you insane? What were you thinking?
- Princess Audrey: I was thinking we should call it a night. I have an engagement party tomorrow.
- Armed Man: Down with the monarchy! Freedom for Kasnia!
- Princess Audrey: Stay back! You can't approach without my permission!
- Armed Man: [aiming his weapon at her] Permission, yes?
- Batman: You're keeping late hours.
- Princess Diana: You should talk. Checking up on me?
- Batman: Not especially. But I do read the papers.
- Princess Diana: Your point?
- Batman: You've been running in rarefied circles. I thought you should know some of those people aren't always what they appear to be.
- Princess Diana: If you're talking about Princess Audrey, she's a sweet girl. Spoiled rotten, but sweet.
- Batman: Several hours ago, I captured a burglar. Part of a team stealing classified weapons technology from S.T.A.R. Labs, among other places.
- Princess Diana: So?
- Batman: He's a Kasnian Special Forces officer.
- Princess Diana: I don't believe Audrey would knowingly be involved in anything like that. But it wouldn't hurt to ask her.
- Princess Audrey: I'm going to be late for my own engagement party!
- Princess Diana: Audrey, I'm worried about you. We need to talk.
- Princess Audrey: Relax, Diana. I'm going to marry the old stiff and churn out a veritable litter of royal heirs.
- Princess Diana: There's been a series of thefts. We've connected one of the burglars with your government.
- Princess Audrey: You couldn't possibly believe my father would order such a thing.
- Princess Diana: I don't know your father.
- Princess Audrey: Well, I do, and he wouldn't.
- Princess Diana: I just needed to hear it from you. I'm sorry.
- Princess Audrey: Nothing to be sorry about. We all have our obligations. Come meet my ball-and-chain-to-be.
- King Gustav: Why are you still here?
- Chambermaid: Are you certain that the wine is all you require this evening, Your Highness?
- King Gustav: Quite. When I need your services...
- [he suddenly clutches his chest and collapses]
- King Gustav: Uh!
- Chambermaid: Vandal Savage sends his regards... and a message.
- [whispering in his ear]
- Chambermaid: Your services are no longer required.
- Princess Audrey: I hate to admit it, but you're right.
- Princess Diana: You're going to help me find out why those men tried to kidnap you?
- Princess Audrey: I meant about the dress. You *can* get away with scarlet.
- Princess Diana: I'm serious. You're still in danger. Let me help.
- Princess Audrey: You are helping. I'm having a fabulous time.
- Wonder Woman: I'm still not sure it's really him.
- Bruce Wayne: But if Savage is still alive, the pieces begin to fit.
- Wonder Woman: I don't know. I had J'onn look up his birth certificate and school records. It looks like it all checks out.
- Bruce Wayne: Papers can be forged.
- Wonder Woman: Well, whether he's our Savage or a sequel, he makes me nervous.
- Bruce Wayne: He should. Look at what we've got so far. A Kasnian operative stealing military secrets, Kasnia spearheading the International Space Station.
- Wonder Woman: Good cover to circumvent the weapons embargo they're supposed to be under.
- Bruce Wayne: If that's all Savage is up to, we're lucky. Hold on a minute.
- [he turns up the volume on his television]
- Sroya Bashir: Sroya Bashir at the royal palace in Kasnia. Sources confirm reports that King Gustav has suffered a serious stroke.
- Bruce Wayne: Serious and convenient. You get all that, Diana?
- Wonder Woman: [flying out the window] I'm on my way to warn Audrey.
- Bruce Wayne: Meet you there.
- Princess Diana: Vandal Savage is a Nazi war criminal. He was...
- Vandal Savage: My grandfather.
- Princess Diana: What?
- Vandal Savage: Vandal Savage III.
- [offering a handshake, which she doesn't take]
- Vandal Savage: A pleasure to meet you.
- Princess Audrey: Diana, don't be rude.
- Vandal Savage: It's understandable. My grandfather was a very evil man.
- Princess Diana: He wasn't a man. He was a monster.
- Vandal Savage: I've dedicated my life to doing good works. It's my way of trying to restore my family's lost honor.
- Princess Diana: The resemblance is uncanny.
- Vandal Savage: Our genes are rather... insistent. Excuse me.
- [kissing Audrey's hand, he leaves]
- Princess Diana: I'm sorry, Audrey. I didn't mean to insult him.
- Princess Audrey: Didn't you?