- [a large creature rises behind The Atom]
- The Atom: [turning] He's bigger than my car now, Katie. Personally, I blame you.
- Katie: How can it possibly my fault?
- The Atom: Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can't be right; I'm a professor.
- [swings onto the creature's back and opens a panel]
- The Atom: I have the core control and I can see the problem. The chemical-wash made a bad nanochip. I can shut him down by -
- [the creature swings wildly, going underwater for a second before rising]
- The Atom: OK. I'm just gonna be direct.
- [punches the wires to short-circuit them, causing the creature to fall]
- Katie: Professor Palmer? Professor? Ray!
- The Atom: I'm going to lay here for a while, Katie. I'm old now, and I get tired.
- Wonder Woman: [fighting robots while holding the tiny Atom in her fist] I need both hands, Professor Palmer!
- [She slips the Atom into her cleavage]
- Superman: [referring to the remains of the Dark Heart] I don't suppose you need any help destroying that? Wouldn't want that technology falling into the wrong hands.
- General Wade Eiling: We can learn a lot from it. It almost beat the Justice League, after all.
- Wonder Woman: Why would you need something to do that, General?
- General Wade Eiling: Oh, I don't know. Maybe because it turns out that the Justice League has had a secret space-based weapon of mass destruction all along. And we're going to be talking about that some day, believe me. Ma'am.
- Girlfriend: So... remind me again why we picked this mesa to climb?
- Billy: Because... once we're up there, we'll be able to see half of Nevada.
- Girlfriend: That's it?
- Billy: Well, we'll be able to see the three towns close to the mesa, too.
- Girlfriend: You are so dumped when we get down from here.