Justice League (TV Series)
Comfort and Joy (2003)
Amber Hood: Little Girl
Quotes
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[Ultra-Humanite places the toy in front of the children; it lights up, and starts playing the theme from "The Nutcracker."]
D.J. Rubber Ducky : [Humanite's voice] Hello, children. Come close and I'll tell you a story.
Little Girl : Is that D.J. Rubber Ducky?
Little Boy : He sounds weird.
D.J. Rubber Ducky : [as they gather round] Little Clara had just received a beautiful toy nutcracker from her godfather, the mysterious Herr Drosselmeyer...
Ultra-Humanite : Well? An improvement, wouldn't you say?
The Flash : I kind of liked it when he made the poopy noise.
[Humanite frowns; Flash looks at the children, listening raptly to the story]
D.J. Rubber Ducky : That night, as Clara slept beneath the Christmas tree, her beloved toy came alive to lead her on an unforgettable adventure...
The Flash : But this is good too.
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The Flash : Merry Christmas, guys! Have you been good this year?
Mrs. Saunders : [shouts of agreement] You can bet they've been good when it means seeing their favorite hero.
The Flash : Don't forget the present he brings.
Mrs. Saunders : [the kids cheer] You really don't have to do that.
The Flash : Come on, it's tradition. What's it gonna be this year, guys? A video game? Sports equipment?
Little Boy : Well, there is something.
The Flash : Name it.
Little Girl : It's on! It's on!
[they lead him to the television]
D.J. Rubber Ducky : [rapping] I'm the rubber ducky with all the fly moves/Rockin' at his house with my tight grooves/Go, rubber, go, rubber/Go, Rubber Ducky.
The Flash : [laughing as Ducky makes farting noises] That actually is pretty cool. Okay, D.J. Rubber Ducky it is.
Mrs. Saunders : Uh, you may not want to get their hopes up too high. Every store's been sold out for weeks.
The Flash : Please. I made Gorilla Grodd cry uncle. I'm sure Rubber Ducky will be no problem.