- Elliot DiMauro: I'm sorry, but it was a boring people discussion about a boring book.
- Maya Gallo: Boring? It's Angela's Ashes.
- Elliot DiMauro: Big deal! "We're starving! Dad's drunk! We're starving!" Yawn!
- Dennis Finch: Do you ever thought about getting out, Ethan? Being regular people?
- Ethan: I don't know. Assisting a regular person?
- Dennis Finch: No, I mean not being an assistant at all.
- Ethan: You mean being a butler?
- Dennis Finch: Forget it.
- Nina Van Horn: A reputation is no big deal. I've had mine since seventh grade, and, if anything, it's held me back.
- Maya Gallo: I was thinking we should do an article on women astronauts. Who they are, how they go there...
- Jack Gallo: ...what kind of lingerie they wear on Earth.
- Elliot DiMauro: That's a great idea.
- Maya Gallo: Elliot!
- Elliot DiMauro: Hey' it's our tax dollars. We deserve to know.
- Nina Van Horn: Oh, my God! My taxes! Ah, screw it.
- Elliot DiMauro: Maya, they're swingers.
- Maya Gallo: I believe the term is swing dancers.
- Elliot DiMauro: No, the term is "horny couple seeks same."
- Elliot DiMauro: I'm going to do something more fun, help fold t-shirts at The Gap.
- [leaves, then pops head in a moment later]
- Elliot DiMauro: Thanks a lot, I really got a lot out of it.
- Jack Gallo: Dennis, what if I go down to your bar and personally apologize?
- Dennis Finch: Won't make any difference.
- Jack Gallo: What if I told them I forced you to break your code?
- Dennis Finch: They'll still hate me.
- Jack Gallo: What if I gave each of them a thousand dollars?
- Assistants: [cut to Finch being hoisted up by the other assistants] For he's a jolly good fellow / For he's a jolly good fellow / For he's a jolly good fellow / Who cares if he broke the code!
- Nina Van Horn: What's the matter with you?
- Dennis Finch: Hangover. The sea breeze is a demanding mistress.