- Maya Gallo: Nina, we're going to a memorial. I don't think that dress is appropiate.
- Nina Van Horn: I always wear red at funerals. It's my way of saying, "Here I am, Death. Kiss my ass!"
- Nina Van Horn: Quite a turnout.
- Carol: Yeah. Sam was really loved by everybody. Rich, poor, young, old.
- Nina Van Horn: Just for giggles, could you point out the richest and the oldest?
- Nina Van Horn: Maya, if you leave now, I'll have no option but to give Jack a full report on your disobedience, your insolence and your... pestilence.
- Maya Gallo: You're going to tell on me?
- Nina Van Horn: I prefer the word squeal, but yes.
- Nina Van Horn: The truth is, Jack, young people want boundaries. You know, they're like puppies, or the homeless.
- Maya Gallo: Do we really have to go?
- Jack Gallo: Of course you do. Sam Lazary was Blush Magazine's first investor, and a prince among men.
- Maya Gallo: Then why aren't you going?
- Jack Gallo: I don't do well at these things. I tend to get all blubbery, then I drink a lot, and say angry things to the valet.
- Dennis Finch: I'm Jack Gallo! Who stunk up my car? I want names!
- [Jack glares at him]
- Dennis Finch: Dude, I'm on your side.
- Elliot DiMauro: Dennis, what is this in my Diane Arbus book?
- Nina Van Horn: It appears to be a drawing of Woody Woodpecker with an erection.
- Dennis Finch: I love that you got it.
- Elliot DiMauro: This was a gift from my mother, and you doodled all over it!
- Dennis Finch: Hey, I was on the phone. I had to do something with my hands.
- [flips pages]
- Dennis Finch: He's dancing!
- Nina Van Horn: It's like a naughty little movie.
- Nina Van Horn: [thinking] Dear God, if you prod Jack into telling me his dark secret, I promise never to touch liquor again.
- Jack Gallo: It was 1964...
- Nina Van Horn: [takes drink] Go on.
- Nina Van Horn: Maya, you know the old expression, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink?
- Maya Gallo: Yes.
- Nina Van Horn: Harry may be your brother.
- Dennis Finch: You think I like this arrangement? You think I like mooching off my friends? You think I want this to last forever?
- [Pause]
- Dennis Finch: I do want it to last forever.
- Carol: Remember in 1965 when that man from an insurance company came to give you that physical?
- Jack Gallo: You took a blood test! Of course!
- Carol: There was no insurance company.
- Jack Gallo: That explains the laughter during the hernia exam.