David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : Do we really have to go?

  Jack Gallo : Of course you do. Sam Lazary was Blush Magazine's first investor, and a prince among men.

  Maya Gallo : Then why aren't you going?

  Jack Gallo : I don't do well at these things. I tend to get all blubbery, then I drink a lot, and say angry things to the valet.

  Dennis Finch : I'm Jack Gallo! Who stunk up my car? I want names!

  [Jack glares at him] 

  Dennis Finch : Dude, I'm on your side.

• Elliot DiMauro : Dennis, what is this in my Diane Arbus book?

  Nina Van Horn : It appears to be a drawing of Woody Woodpecker with an erection.

  Dennis Finch : I love that you got it.

  Elliot DiMauro : This was a gift from my mother, and you doodled all over it!

  Dennis Finch : Hey, I was on the phone. I had to do something with my hands.

  [flips pages] 

  Dennis Finch : He's dancing!

  Nina Van Horn : It's like a naughty little movie.

• Dennis Finch : You think I like this arrangement? You think I like mooching off my friends? You think I want this to last forever?

  [Pause] 

  Dennis Finch : I do want it to last forever.